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Do you know how to catch a from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

MUMMY VAMPIRE Jimmy hurry up and drink from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

How does a girl vampire flirt She from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.

Why do vampires hate arguments Because they from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

What do you call a vampire junkie from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

Whats Draculas car called A mobile blood from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

Which flavor ice cream is Draculas favorite from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa.

Why are vampire families so close Because from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.

Whats a vampires favorite drink A Bloody from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.

Why did the vampire stand at the from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

Why did the vampire go crazy at from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !

What do you call a vampire in from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !

What do you call a vampire that from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !

What is the best way to talk from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.

What does a vampire take for a from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!